There comes a time in each man's life when he must confront the darkness in his soul. There are dark urges that sometimes drive us, make us do things we could never speak aloud, fill us with regret. These are the times when we know we have become as low and as foul as we could possibly be.
It is only through the light of truth that we can start to rid ourselves of these evil predilections. Today, I have to admit to you something that shames me to the core.
I kind of like the taste of Thrills gum.